Thank you to the Baczuks for these wonderfully cheesy jokes! Smiles go far around here!
Q: Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
A: Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
A: Chicken Spocks!
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